What I can do for you

If you’re here, chances are you’re sick of copy that looks nice but doesn’t move the needle. You want emails that convert.
Ads that slap. Sales pages that make your shopify notifications ping like a microwave timer.

Good. Because that’s exactly what I do:

Advertorials & Listicles

Native-style content that blends in but stands out. I write scroll-stopping, story-driven articles that warm up cold traffic and get your prospects nodding all the way to checkout.

Ad Scripts & VSLs

Whether it’s a 30-second UGC TikTok or a 5-minute VSL funnel — I write performance-first scripts that hook hard, build desire, and get the click. With punchy intros, sticky messaging, and zero dead air.

Sales Pages That Convert

No wishy-washy storytelling here. Just classic direct response structure, proven persuasion, and a cheeky tone that makes buyers feel like you just get them. Long-form or short — it’s built to convert.

Sales Full-Stack Email Marketing That Convert

From welcome flows to post-purchase love letters, I’ll turn your dusty Klaviyo account into a high-converting machine. Think:

  • Automated flows that sell while you sleep
  • Campaigns that feel like a DM from a mate
  • Emails your list actually wants to open (and buy from)

If you’ve read this far…

Then I’ve piqued your interest in at least one of my services. If you’re curious about learning a bit more about my process… Or you’re just straight up hungry to work with me… Hit the button below: